As a Navajo guy who loves to drink while I’m camping or chilling by a nice pool I decided to come up with my own custom drinks. Flavored for all occasions.
After all, only non-Natives own bars, distilleries and liquor joints but they always have bars close to reservation boundaries and we, as a people, will drive endless miles ot get our hands on some tasty adult beverage. So, I thought “fuck that shit! I’ll make my own stuff and become a gazzilionaire!”
I know some weak people are gonna get bent out of shape about this but I really dont care. In this day and age of everybodys damn feeling getting hurt – don’t give a shit. And, if you’re an adult it’s your choice to drink or not. it’s also your choice to support Native business or not. Theres no way to decolonize so it’s better to go with the flow and make some money with tasty drinks for the masses.
After all, do you not drink anything that has a Natives face on it? Or not drive anything that uses a Natives name or tribal affiliation?
Seriously though. This is just a flight of fancy. So, go and untwist your panties from your Ghuzh..IDK how to spell pussy, in Navajo. But, serious question: Would you drink this?

